Sunday, November 16, 2008

Sasha Fierce


The only singer
Who can make a robotic
Hand look amazing
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Ode to Anderson (from a female)


Intelligent, bright
blue eyes, looks great in a suit
Why aren’t you straight?

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Monday, November 10, 2008

Kevin: The ugly Jonas


What's in your future?
Oh, just ask Chris Kirkpatrick
Or Howie Dorough
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Sunday, November 9, 2008

Bye bye, Dr. Hahn


Grey's dropped you faster
Than Saved By the Bell dropped Zack
And Lisa's romance

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Saturday, November 8, 2008

Nerd Cool



The only bad part
About Sarah Palin's loss
Is less Tina Fey

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Friday, November 7, 2008

Palin, on Africa


No, it's a country.
It just got big because it
Took lots of steroids

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Thursday, November 6, 2008

Michael Crichton, dies at 66


Cancer, they tell us
To cover up the real truth:
Velociraptor

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Oooobama!


Obama is Prez
Democratic orgasm
Bust out your "O" face

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