Sasha Fierce

The only singer
Who can make a robotic
Hand look amazing
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Ode to Anderson (from a female)

Intelligent, bright
blue eyes, looks great in a suit
Why aren’t you straight?

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Kevin: The ugly Jonas

What's in your future?
Oh, just ask Chris Kirkpatrick
Or Howie Dorough
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Bye bye, Dr. Hahn

Grey's dropped you faster
Than Saved By the Bell dropped Zack
And Lisa's romance

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Nerd Cool

The only bad part
About Sarah Palin's loss
Is less Tina Fey

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Palin, on Africa

No, it's a country.
It just got big because it
Took lots of steroids

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Michael Crichton, dies at 66

Cancer, they tell us
To cover up the real truth:
Velociraptor

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